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I just need a really good lay. The questions that were asked during the sign-up process were just interesting enough to convince me that it might be worth a try. And this guy I've been talking to seems to be able to deliver just what I need.

I open the picture again and let out a whistle before typing out my reply.

LeaveHerWild: When I asked you for proof, I didn't expect to see all that.

His response comes in right away.

strangerDanger23: You asked.

strangerDanger23: Anyways, I figured I'd return the favor.

I smile, remembering the barely-there outfit I wore out last night. I felt sexy and snapped a picture of it with my hand between my thighs when I got home from a party last night. I may or may not have been slightly buzzed.

I've been messaging strangerDanger23 for over a week, and we're finally getting into "we should hook up" territory.

He checks all the boxes.

Smart—he's a software developer.

Nice body—he enjoys working out.

Kinky—he has a metal-laden cock, for goodness' sake.

I'm totally going to let this guy do unspeakable things to me.

I zoom in on his picture and try to count the number of rungs he has on his ladder. Seven. Of course, the perfect number. I've had my fair share of dong. But a pierced man...this is new even for me.

LeaveHerWild: So you have some features, but do you know how to use them?

strangerDanger23: Lol. I was beginning to wonder if I scared you off.

LeaveHerWild: No. But the ex I just ran into did.

strangerDanger23: What an idiot he is.

LeaveHerWild: You don't even know him?

strangerDanger23: I don't need to. Any man who could even come close to having a chance with you and blows it...is an idiot.

He makes me smile again. Rare for a guy from a hookup app.

strangerDanger23: Was it awkward?

LeaveHerWild: What's worse, I met his prim and proper fiancee, and she knows about things we used to do together. Awkward doesn't begin to describe that interaction.

strangerDanger23: I bet he feels like such a dumbass for ever letting you go. Are you still wearing that skirt?

I take a picture of my outfit.

LeaveHerWild sent a photo.

strangerDanger23: Fuck. Beautiful and smart. You can't be real.

LeaveHerWild: Neither are you. Be honest. You stole that dick pic from the internet, didn't you?

strangerDanger23: Wouldn't you like to know, butterfly?

I would. I very much would.